My house church meets on Sunday night. Over a 5 o’clock potluck dinner. At 4:15 I was frantically searching the isles of the grocery store for fresh basil. Standing in front of the fresh dill and fresh parley, I visually scanned and rescanned the herb display for a sign of the hidden seasoning. And thus began my adventure of making fresh bruschetta in 15 minutes flat.
This all began when I Googled a good bruschetta recipe. Like any pro chef, I picked the recipe with the least amount of ingredients and the least amount of prep time. Oh, and a recipe that did not require a food processor. Note to self… get one of those appliances one day.
I finally found an easy recipe from General Mills and Muir Glen, so I put on my Ugg boots and headed to Meijer for some fresh ingredients. As I stated before, fresh basil was just not going to happen. I settled on freeze-dried basil instead. Additionally, I picked up a loaf of fresh baguette, EVOO, organic diced tomatoes, and one garlic clove.

To begin, I turned my oven to 425 degrees. At 4:25pm I began cutting the french baguette into angular inch-thick slices. My goal was to make 16 slices from the loaf, and cutting it at an angle just wasn’t working out.

So, I began cutting it straight across and this loaf cutting story had a much happier ending. I arranged the sliced bread onto a cookie sheet and placed it in the oven for toasting.

The recipe I had said to drain the diced tomatoes. When I opened the can of tomatoes, they were sitting in tomato juice, not water like I expected. So, I drained them anyway.

Moving on to the stickiest part: dicing the garlic clove. At that moment I was wishing I had a garlic press, but I still think it was a good learning experience to peel every. single. little. garlicette. (My term for the little balls of garlic that surround the clove.) Once diced, I added the garlic to the drained tomatoes. Adding 2 tablespoons of basil leaves and 1 tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil, the bruschetta topping was complete.

After 5-8 minutes in the oven, the warm bread was fully toasted. I estimate 5-8 minutes because I forgot to set a timer, and only knew the bread was ready because of the burning smell coming from my oven. What can I say? Confessions of a lazy amateur cook.
Add a spoon-full of topping to each slice of toasted bread, and voila! Bruschetta for all!
